The America I Deserve: All My Amazing Plans for When I Become the Great American D*cktater For One Day-ish, Donald J. Trump (Trumpian Philosophy)

By John Barron

The Fake News Media keep saying I want to be a dicktater , but as usual they're TOTALLY WRONG. I have no interest in being a dicktater, zero interest. All I want is total, absolute, unchecked power and not be obstructed by Congress and the courts all the time. Does that sound like a dicktatership? Didn't think so. Frankly, after the last elections were stolen from me, I never wanted to run for President again. I just wanted to relax at Mar-A-Lago with Melania and my secret documents (I like to read them in the bathroom; sometimes it takes me a little while and reading secret CIA documents always helps me go). But so many people came up to me, begging me to run again. "Please, Mr. President," they said--they always call me Mr. President--"Please, Mr. President, the liberals are destroying our country, you have to help us." And so I've decided to save our country one last time. But I can only do it if I have absolute, unchecked, total, completely and utterly above the law God-like power for one day-ish, okay? In this political manifesto I will tell you exactly what I am going to do on that Long and Neverending Day. If reading this book won't convince you to vote for me then I don't know what will. So buckle up and prepare to be amazed! About Donald Trump: Donald J. Trump is the 45th, 46th--RIGGED ELECTION!--and soon to be 47th President of the United States. He is a very rich billionaire and a tremendously successful businessman, statesman, commander-in-chief, philosopher, writer, actor, TV personality, scientist, historian, father, golfer, Bible salesman, and woman whisperer.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0D6NR4QTC
• ISBN13: 9798328117524
• Release Date: September 2024
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 152 Pages
• Weight: 0.56 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.3" x 5.5"