The Alphabet Gang Utter Chaos Guaranteed

By Tom Kelly

The Alphabet Gang: Utter Chaos Guaranteed
When a group of hopeless would-be criminals decide to rob the Royal Yorkshire Bank, there's only one problem...
They're the most incompetent gang in Britain.
Led by the eternally optimistic Alpha, the Alphabet Gang includes: Bravo - loud, proud, and dangerously attached to a trumpetCharlie - the only one with common sense (and he barely uses it)Delta - permanently confusedEcho - overthinks everythingFoxtrot - brings string to every situationGolf - owns a getaway car that won't get awayHotel - a safecracker terrified of loud noisesIndia - waves at absolutely everyoneJuliet - brings a budgie to meetingsAnd a rotating cast of chaos, confusion, and collapsing ceilingsFrom accidentally robbing a dentist, to crashing a funeral, to being chased by a marching band, the Alphabet Gang stumble from disaster to disaster with unstoppable enthusiasm and zero competence.
And now, with a meddling bank manager, a rival gang who communicate in Morse code, and a budgie with a vendetta...
their biggest heist is about to become their biggest catastrophe.
A laugh-out-loud British sitcom in book form - perfect for fans of Dad's Army, The Brittas Empire, Open All Hours, and gloriously daft capers.
Disaster is guaranteed. Success is not.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H29276K2
• ISBN13: 9798197486974
• Release Date: May 2026
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 230 Pages
• Weight: 0.52 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.0" x 0.5" x 5.0"