The Alleycat and the Bills Collectors

By Mr. Michel Rochette

Amazon Book Description for "The Alley Cat and the Bills Collectors"

Title Hook: What happens when a broke programmer declares war on Canada's most ruthless collection agency? He wins.

Main Description:

In 2011, CBV Collections made a fatal error. They bought a zombie debt from 2008 and went after the wrong guy - a tech wizard who'd just spent months inside a bailiff's office learning exactly how the collection industry works.

Mike "The Cat" Rochette was invisible to the system. Twice bankrupt, no fixed address, nothing left to lose - except his dignity. When CBV deployed their full arsenal (honey traps, illegal surveillance, psychological warfare), they expected him to break like everyone else.

They didn't expect him to fight back.

This is the true story of how one angry programmer took on Canada's most predatory collection agency and won. Part memoir, part survival guide, part middle finger to corporate bullies everywhere.

You'll learn:

Why you should NEVER pay "just a little" on old debtHow collection agencies illegally track youWhat honey traps actually look likeThe difference between bailiffs and bill collectorsHow to disappear when they're hunting you

Raw, unfiltered, and darkly funny, this is the story CBV doesn't want you to read.

For everyone who's been pushed around by someone bigger. Sometimes the cat catches the mouse.

Author's Note: All proceeds from this book go toward gas money for the author's van tour, because the banks sure aren't lending him anything.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FLLNVQ1N
• ISBN13: 9798296923202
• Release Date: August 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 100 Pages
• Weight: 0.32 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"