The Absolutely, Positively, 100% Ridiculous Guide to Being a Kid

By Dustin Gross

A laugh-out-loud survival guide for middle school mischief-makers

Charlie McGillicutty isn't a troublemaker-he's a scientist of chaos. Unfortunately, his latest experiment (involving a hamster-powered rocket) goes slightly wrong, earning him permanent lunch duty and a ridiculous punishment: write the Ultimate Guide to Being a Kid... or else.

With his partners-in-mischief-Maya "The Menace" Patel, Felix "The Brain" Johnson, and Chaos the Ferret (actual criminal record pending)-Charlie embarks on a completely scientific, not-at-all disastrous investigation into The Sacred Laws of Childhood:
If it looks like a button, you must press it (consequences optional)
The five-second rule is totally real (it's not.)
Never trust cafeteria lasagna (you WILL see God.)
Ferrets make terrible getaway drivers.

Great for:
Kids who love humor and adventure
Reluctant readers (short chapters + hilarious chaos )
Anyone who knows school is just controlled mayhem

Grab this hilarious middle-grade comedy today-just don't let the principal catch you reading it in class

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F1VZQ8W6
• ISBN13: 9798314541623
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 126 Pages
• Weight: 0.29 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"