Terrence the Turkey: The Great Gobble Conspiracy
THE GREAT GOBBLER CHRONICLES - BOOK ONE
Terrence is a turkey with a problem: in seven days, it's Thanksgiving.
He's done the math. Every November, 200 turkeys disappear from McGobble's Farm and never come back. This year, Terrence and his friends are next on the list.
But Terrence isn't going down without a fight.
Armed with protest signs, a stolen smartphone, and a crew of misfit turkeys-Drumstick (a 40-pound sweetheart), Gravy (a tech-obsessed hacker), Stuffing (pure chaos in feathers), Butterball (anxiety incarnate, three-time survival champion), and Giblet (who has already forgotten he's in this sentence)-Terrence launches the most unhinged activism campaign in poultry history.
Their mission: convince humans to eat plants instead of turkeys.
Their inspiration: the legendary Great Gobbler, a mythical rescue turkey whispered about on every farm.
Their mentor: a washed-up legend named Chester, who refuses to help but will absolutely eat cheese puffs and judge.
But going viral is only the beginning. When Thanksgiving morning arrives, Terrence and his crew face the truth every activist eventually hits: sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you do both in the same breath. Because they may change thousands of human minds-but they still have to survive the truck arriving at dawn.
Terrence the Turkey is a fast-paced, fourth-wall-breaking, heart-filled satire about courage, friendship, messy activism, and the turkeys who refused to be dinner. It's hilarious. It's surprisingly moving. And it might just change how you think about Thanksgiving forever.
Inside you'll find: one reluctant genius, five loyal and chaotic friends, a narrator who argues with the cast, the Gobble of Freedom (three short, one long), questionable marketing strategies (see: "ET MR PANTS"), stolen produce, a nationwide plant-based revolution-and a secret resistance network that's been operating in the shadows for forty years.
The Great Gobbler is watching. The revolution is starting. And Thanksgiving will never be the same.
The perfect gift for anyone hosting Thanksgiving-or anyone who'd rather laugh through it. The story continues in Book Two: The Hamminator: I'm Bacon You to Stop.
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