Tell It Like a Trumplican

By G.S. Lawrence

Sometimes you need to laugh so you don't cry.

A lot of comments from President Donald Trump and his followers are scary but many are just plain crazy. G.S. Lawrence takes it all on with clever political satire that doesn't just drip with sarcasm - it pours.

Lawrence captures the well-known tropes of Jewish space lasers and cancer-causing windfarms but also regales us with lesser-known tales, such as the decades-long "finger feud" with a Vanity Fair editor. Lawrence also shares the backgrounds of the recent crazy picks, er, we mean cabinet picks, for the 2025 Trumplican White House. Buckle up. This is just the first in what's sure to be a series of books because we all know the Trump chaos is just getting started.

Trumplican (TRUMP-la-ken) n.

1. A person who worships Donald Trump and/or thinks he is the chosen one despite no behaviors replicating Jesus' example of being a kind, humble migrant who sought to uplift those most in need

2. Prefers to support and give the most rights to privileged Americans over all others

3. Prescribes to outlandish conspiracy theories

4. Prone to insulting traditional Republicans and conservatives

5. Portmanteau representing the degradation of the U.S. Republican Party

Synonyms: Proud Boys, QAnon, Oath Keepers

Antonyms: Democrat, liberal, empath, RINO, diverse, inclusive

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DZCQZKRD
• ISBN13: 9798218628017
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Neon Loon Communications
• Length: 210 Pages
• Weight: 0.55 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"