Tearing Your Eyes Out: A Collection of Poetrical Abominations

By Eric Munter

"Tearing Your Eyes Out - A Collection of Poetrical Abominations" is a children's book intended for anyone who can appreciate strange but humorous, wittily written, nonsensical poetry. Within the confines of this ridiculously random world, you will find cotton-clad sheep, tongue twisting exercises, French food fixations and elusive lake monsters. --Poem on the book's back cover -- In this book you preview read Are poems that cause mind impede, Verse about sheep not of wool Other silly things it full, Rhyme of bird, a dog and yak One about a creature quack, Ode to seeing movie shows And for people scared of O's, Full of crazy things in here And will set you back a year, But if you wish to be brave Sanity give goodbye wave, Warning to you I do shout, "If read this, you'll tear eyes out "

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1466314109
• ISBN13: 9781466314108
• Release Date: December 2010
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 78 Pages
• Weight: 0.38 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 8.0" x 10.0"