How does one learn their ABC's?
#1 Best Smelling Author, Stinky McToots, has the answer in this slick rhyming book about the English alphabet.
You'll find ALL of your favorite letters, including: B, for BurpT, for TootO, a letter best paired in 2, which goes behind P to you help make POO.F, which, well... I won't ruin it,...