Warning: Birthday parties may look fun from the outside. Balloons Cake Presents Music But inside the party zone, danger waits everywhere. There may be screaming toddlers. Mystery games with confusing rules. A clown who knows your name. A pi ata swinging like a wrecking ball. Cake frosting on your shirt. And gift bags filled with items that break before you reach the car. Luckily, this handbook is here. Learn how to: Enter a party without stepping on a balloon minefieldSurvive awkward party games with dignityFind the best hiding spots when chaos beginsChoose the safest slice of cakeEscape glitter disastersHandle sugar-powered children at top speedLeave with snacks, pride, and maybe your shoesPacked with laughs, silly tips, and expert kid advice, Surviving a Birthday Party is the must-have guide for anyone brave enough to hear the words: "The party starts at 2:00 " Part of the Kids Survival Series
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