Surviving 9 Months: The Not-So-Serious Survival Guide for First-Time Dads Who Have No Idea What's Coming

By Max Delbar

"Surviving 9 Months" is the hilarious, brutally honest, and surprisingly useful guide every first-time dad never knew he needed.

Forget medical jargon or endless baby facts-this book delivers real talk for the clueless guy who's just realized he's about to become a father. With laugh-out-loud anecdotes, relatable panic moments, and practical survival tips, you'll learn how to:

Survive morning sickness (even though it's not your body)

Master the cracker crisis and the midnight grocery runs

Handle mood swings, ultrasounds, and belly rub avoidance

Avoid the top 10 phrases that'll get you kicked out of the delivery room

Perfect as a baby shower gift or a pre-birth panic purchase, Surviving 9 Months is the honest, funny, and comforting field guide for dads who are just trying to keep up (and keep calm).

For men who have no idea what's coming-this is your warning... and your salvation.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FJMNT8Z4
• ISBN13: 9798293668953
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 68 Pages
• Weight: 0.23 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"