Stranded In Suburbia: The Dragon's Guide to Wi-Fi

By Josh Wolstenholm

What's a proud dragon to do when he's suddenly stranded in suburbia? Zorvath, heir to the Obsidian Flame clan, never expected to crash-land in Willow Creek during a battle with a rival dragon clan. Now stuck in a world of HOA meetings, social media, and baffling human customs, he must find a way back to his magical realm of Eldorath before anyone discovers his true identity. His only ally? Lila Harper, a sarcastic barista and struggling artist who finds a fire-breathing dragon in her garage and decides--against her better judgment--to help him. As Zorvath adapts to modern suburbia (with mixed results involving microwaves, shopping malls, and internet cat videos), Lila discovers her art taking on new life inspired by his tales of floating islands and crystal spires. But when dimensional portals begin opening around town and strange creatures slip through, they realize something far more sinister is at play. The sorceress Vexis has set her sights on both worlds, planning to forcibly merge Earth and Eldorath in a catastrophic bid for power. With help from conspiracy podcaster Tyson Reed, survivalist shopkeeper Dave Thompson, and a regulatory-obsessed HOA president named Beverly Winters, Zorvath and Lila must find a way to stop Vexis before both their worlds are destroyed. Their solution might just lie in the unexpected connection forming between them--one that bridges dragon magic and human creativity in ways neither world has seen before. Stranded in Suburbia: The Dragon's Guide to Wi-Fi is a reverse isekai fantasy-comedy about finding belonging in unexpected places, the clash between tradition and innovation, and how sometimes the most powerful magic comes from simply seeing the world through someone else's eyes.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F5PZZTJJ
• ISBN13: 9798280654648
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 470 Pages
• Weight: 1.73 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 1.1" x 6.0"