EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! Local news, non-stories, compo face pictures, celeb gossip. Those never-ending and pointless bits of modern-day 'journalism' that pop up daily, with no end in sight. I have taken it upon myself to compile dozens of these tales and decided to review them using a firm but fair method. Marvel at the yarn of some tyre marks found in the grass. Be amazed by the story of a man 'offended' by words on a ketchup bottle...