Stop Me If I've Told This One Before: A Collection of My Mostly Amusing and Sometimes Funny Stories

By Steven Kane

Life is a collection of stories, and the most memorable ones are often the ones where things didn't go quite according to plan. In Stop Me If I've Told This One Before, readers are invited on a nostalgic and self-deprecating tour of a life punctuated by the absurd and the unexpected.

From a four-year-old's ill-fated attempt to substitute poisonous oleander flowers for milk to a competitive hide-and-seek match that ended in a literal garbage can, these tales find humor in both the mundane and the disastrous. Set against the backdrop of a 1970s childhood filled with "Rowdy Group" parents, green Christmas light pranks, and a "Sailing Trip from Hell," this memoir skips the author's formal milestones to take the reader on his journey of memorable experiences and misadventures. It is a heartfelt and hilarious reminder that while we might not always get the details right, the joy of life-and the best punchlines-is always found in the retelling.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HMYN6Z2T
• ISBN13: 9798950391064
• Release Date: November 2026
• Publisher: MindStir Media
• Length: 204 Pages
• Weight: 0.88 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.0" x 8.0"