Tired of feeling like a lazy sack of potatoes?
Good. You should be.
This isn't your grandma's self-help book. No Zen meditation. No inspirational quotes. Just a kick in the pants with a side of sarcasm to help you stop procrastinating and start adulting (kind of).
Who's It For?College students who've perfected the art of avoiding term papers.
Young professionals who've turned procrastination into a lifestyle.
Anyone who's really good at avoiding responsibility but secretly wants to get their act together.
"I read this instead of doing my taxes. 10/10 would procrastinate again."
- A Very Relatable Human
"Finally, a self-help book that doesn't suck."
- Someone Who's Tired of Inspirational Quotes
Seriously, what are you waiting for?