Still Figuring Things Out

By John Woodard

Hello, my name is Zoey Zapp, and this book's name is Still Figuring Things: The Case of the Missing Muffin and the Mad Mimic. I'm a certified amateur detective, part-time inventor, and full-time human disaster. My best friend is a sentient toaster named Toaster Tanya, and yes, she talks. And no, I don't know why either. But we solve mysteries. Mostly. Sometimes we just make them worse. Like last Tuesday. That was a disaster. I was trying to open a jar of pickles. Simple. Normal. Not dangerous. Then Toaster Tanya said, "Zoey, I feel a surge of... pickle-related emotion." I said, "That's because you're plugged into the fridge." She said, "No, it's because the universe is sending me a message." Then she exploded. Not literally.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FRDJZ5C6
• ISBN13: 9798265717894
• Release Date: September 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 52 Pages
• Weight: 0.36 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.0" x 10.0"