Still Ain't No Saint Nick

By: Stallcup, Heath

"How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?" - John McClane, Die Hard 2

A holiday heartwarmer dipped in adrenaline and dusted with supernatural sparks, this is what happens when Die Hard crashes a Hallmark Christmas-and Santa's packing more than toys.

When CPO Chris "Nick" Nichols retires to a quiet mountain town in Montana, all he wants is the peace and solitude he earned after a lifetime of service. Instead, his dream home comes with one unexpected clause: he must take up the mantle of the previous owner and serve as the town's beloved Santa every Christmas.

Nick begrudgingly agrees-but his tranquil retirement unravels fast.

He never planned on falling for the local girl.
He sure as hell didn't want to become Santa Claus.
He had zero interest in being a role model for an orphaned teen.
And he definitely didn't want to square off against the Mountain Mafia.

But Fate is a fickle bitch, and Nick soon finds himself neck-deep in a blood feud that hits far too close to home.

Ho-Ho-Holy hell... a holiday heart warmer dipped in adrenaline and dusted with supernatural sparks, this is what happens when Die Hard crashes a Hallmark Christmas-and Santa's packing more than toys.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GF7LJKC6
• ISBN13: 9798261777809
• Release Date: January 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 318 Pages
• Weight: 0.70 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.0" x 8.0"