Sticky Stories

By Bill Whitcomb

No one requested this collection, but some people who've read the stories have sometimes said they liked them. The stories are presented with utterly subjective estimates of their stickiness that may or may not prove helpful. The degree of actual adhesiveness you experience while reading these stories may vary, but the contents will not settle during shipping.Warning: Sticky story comprehension is anecdotally reported to cause severe mutations, strong chemical addictions, disorientation, confusion, compulsions, and obsessions.Do not read Sticky Stories while operating heavy machinery. If you experience any of the following side effects while reading Sticky Stories, please discontinue reading until all symptoms subside: -Existential nausea (transalgesis)-Subtle-body inflammation (aura rash)-Swelling, itching world-view (paradigmitis, hypermeganoia)-Fear of interior heights or spiritual dizziness (introvertigo)-Paradigmatic decompression (psychic bends)If symptoms persist, try reading Sticky Stories backwards or with protective eyewear. Some pataphysicians have reported successful attempts to treat Sticky Stories exposure by utilizing orgonometric chambers to slowly return sufferers to the appropriate noospheric pressure. Good luck

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1500669733
• ISBN13: 9781500669737
• Release Date: August 2014
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 110 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"