Stefan Slupetzky Absurd Happiness: Bittersweet Stories

By: Nikolas, A.

Lizzi had almost everything. Just no apartment. But because Lizzi had almost everything, she had Charly, and he had one left. Namely an apartment. Charly would have rented them out and taken Lizzi in, but Lizzi said: 'You know, ' she said, 'living is fine if I'm alone. It's because of the vibrations. I can think of you better then, like when you're always there. Well, you know what I mean..."
Charly didn't know, but Lizzi got the penthouse above the park, with a terrace and everything. Charly had more than everything, it came from his days as a center forward and because he had this star manager. But Charly wasn't the brightest and he was, well, a little impulsive. For example, when Lizzy didn't answer the phone for two days and didn't open the apartment door, Charly got antsy right away. Luckily, Lizzi's Fiat was in the underground car park, and Charly slashed all four tires to make sure it stayed there.
Lizzi was pretty shocked. 'My chittibang, ' she sobbed, 'you ruined my chittibang!' Charly couldn't be angry any longer because he suddenly had a really bad conscience. And a little later, a new, shiny red Ferrari stood in Chittibang's place. For reconciliation. Basically, Charly was a good guy. And Lizzi forgave him.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0BBY1KVPZ
• ISBN13: 9798848416770
• Release Date: January 1
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 68 Pages
• Weight: 0.23 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"