Starlancer: The Glamazons of Uranus: High Five Edition

By Tinder Fox

In the year 3034 there is no disease, poverty - or high fives.Desperate to avoid another outbreak of alien STD's, the Earth Council mandates all humans be gene-scrubbed of any desire to perform high fives. But one rogue scientist illegally infuses the DNA of his son, Steven Starlancer, with the ultimate male ability and stamina to high five, hoping one day he might lead a high fiving revolution. When Steven's criminal genetics are discovered, he is exiled from Earth, taking a job as a Star Pizza delivery boy just to make ends meet.Now the fierce, swimsuit and lingerie-clad Glamazons of Uranus are threating to invade Earth -- and Starlancer's high five powers might be the only hope to saving it Yup -- it's exactly that kind of book The kind of book everyone will read, but no one will admit to reading But at least this version is more mass marketable because all inappropriate references have been replaced with the innocent act of enthusiastic high fiving Seriously, if you can't appreciate the work put into making that change just find the unedited version.Otherwise read on Just look at these obviously made-up quotes from entirely fictional people..."This book serves as a dire warning of Earth's future. Ignore at your own risk " - Tinder Fox, Author"It's only seventy pages - but feels like fifty-six " - Jorge Gastro"Some people will call this book 'mindless trash, ' to which I say - there's a decent argument to be made " - Kate Levins"Last high five-able man on Earth? Check. Glamazons from Uranus who wear nothing but 1950's inspired lingerie or swimsuits? Check. Plot? ... What was the question?" - Maddock Tiger"This book is going to be huge. It's going to have the finest chapters of any book read anywhere by anyone. It's going to be so terrific. Really, really terrific. I can assure you, it will get tired of winning. It's going to win so much. Oh yes, it will get sooooo tired of winning. Trust me. I know what I'm talking about." - Presidential Admirer"What the heck is up with all of the high fives? What am I missing, here?" -- Clueless Reade

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1701626470
• ISBN13: 9781701626478
• Release Date: October 2019
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 162 Pages
• Weight: 0.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.0" x 8.0"