Some Day You'll Know Me:

By Jacqué D'Artichoke and Jonathan Holtz

Some Day You'll Know Me (Until Then, I'll Vent!) is a hodgepodge of sublime essays from a romantic celibate with a definitive voice. Jacqu? cerebrally and athletically clamors for personal and societal transcendence. Foraging for a more substantial purpose, D'Artichoke holds a trademark sense of humor, salient insights, and a robust ego.In 69 essays, Jacqu? D'Artichoke discusses his passion for becoming a writer, the fine line between the stark reality of the Aurora movie murders and the Batman fantasy, the perils of ideologues and their beholden. He examines internal fortitude that he further expounds upon in The Ascent of a Barbarious Court Squatter. D'Artichoke reveals how people should foster a rebuttable love for all humanity while also indulging in free market capitalism. At the same time, he questions socio-economic inequities, including society's lagging educational standards.This writer calls out humanity's basest elements to offset romantic angst. Jacqu? irreverently contrasts himself with a necrophiliac acquaintance. He makes an unorthodox request for burial, pending his eventual death. D'Artichoke foolhardily vaults a forbidden fence at the zoo to film the music video of his iTunes song, Lone Bear. Jacqu? observes a businessman dancing on a restaurant's glass table for two-someone strikingly similar to himself. The Juris Doctor satorizes the pressing need for booger museums in mesmerizing detail. His well-taken point is that underneath our varying traits, we are all people. Jacqu? vents about the responsibility of enhancing worse tennis games for free. Yet, he empathizes that everyone is equally worthy of striving. The self-conscious writer's road trip with friends throughout remotest Northern California is characterized around excessive "foodstuffs." Jacqu? critiques movies that have majorly impacted him and exposes culinary nightmares at dining establishments he has frequented. D'Artichoke metaphorically interprets a man's fascination with a whirling beauty while buried up to his neck in sand.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1481827340
• ISBN13: 9781481827348
• Release Date: December 2012
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 76 Pages
• Weight: 0.50 lbs.
• Dimensions: 10.0" x 0.2" x 8.0"