Roughly a month after death, without intervention, a human body begins to liquefy. Bishop needs to hurry. Wealthy Uncle Frank died leaving his family with nothing but a token gift; whereas Bishop left Uncle Frank a gift worth millions. Can he get it back? Should he get it back? Will his family beat him to it? - Cousin Amy and her Black Ops heart? - Uncle Rick and his money-hungry horses? - Allie and her furry tail - Maurice and Bibby? Well, ok. Likely not Maurice and Bibby And what about the crooked cremator Randall Gallucci and his mob of fake mafiosos? Will they keep Bishop from his success? Will they kill him? Will they be able to get to bed by seven pm? And then there's Lilli. Bishop loves Lilli, needs Lilli, and yet, may devastate Lilli. Will digging up the past solve his problems? Will it save his relationships? Will he survive long enough to find out? Bishop sees a way out of his troubles, but it's risky and difficult and dirty and illegal and immoral and instead of a solution, may actually lead to the destruction of all he holds dear. Slush Fund has murder plots, grave robbing, gambling, backstabbing, ghosts, drunkenness, gunslinging, hookers, greed, corruption, booze, and even some bad language. What more could you ask for ? You've heard of the Seven Deadly Sins? Well, this book has 'em all and a few that haven't been invented yet. djr has created a morbid modern-day offensive dark comedy with the weirdest collection of family members a ghost can ever regret being related to. In the end Bishop has a decision to make: Go big or go home...or get killed. Can you dig it? "From the opening lines of Slush Fund, the reader knows that djr's story is going to be a thrilling, humorous, and fun ride... Slush Fund is a dual-edged tale that is both a fun romp on the surface and a deep dive into the human psyche... djr's ability to use dark humor to contrast the light of true love and the moral high ground is a stroke of brilliant writing. Readers who enjoy a good laugh but also aren't afraid to explore the deeper, even darker, side of human nature will enjoy Slush Fund." Book Review Directory
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