Slay the Stage

By Jaz Pate

You're Seraphina Belladonna-bard, rogue, elf, disaster in eyeliner.

When a glitter-sealed invitation whisks you off to the Harmony Jubilee, you expect applause. Maybe even a record deal.
What you get instead? A trap.
The village is empty. And now you're stuck in a divine deathmatch where survival is the opening act.

Good news: you've teamed up with another contestant-a paladin named Izzy who can smite evil and stir up a mean soup.
Bad news: the God hosting this mess thinks you're not headliner material.

To escape, you'll need more than luck. More than charm. You'll have to slay.

Slay the Stage is a campy, cozy, sapphic LitRPG novella about bardic flair, divine nonsense, and the power of loving yourself. Perfect for fans of Dungeons & Dragons, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Baldur's Gate 3 romances, and cozy fantasy. Come for the battle royale. Stay for the tambourine, the soup, and the slow-burn sapphic.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F66HJ3NW
• ISBN13: 9798280319486
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 120 Pages
• Weight: 0.33 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.5" x 8.5"