Sixteen Stories Before Thirty

By Alan Keith

"I don't think I ever want to read anything by Keith] again. He operates with the delicate touch of a bazooka."
Annette Brideau, The Daily Bugle

"I kind of liked it. I mean, I'm a lot worse off for having read it, but in an abstract way, that's okay. It's like the horrible acid trip we all had in college. Like, we regret it, but at the same time, that trip is a part of us, and that's totally okay."
Tom Joad, Pseudopolis Herald

"It was like rubbing my junk against a cheese grater. Why the f*** does my boss keep sending me this crap? No, I'm serious. I'm better than this. I've worked here for thirty years."
Fergus O'Brien, The Daily Blabbity

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1777877741
• ISBN13: 9781777877743
• Release Date: March 2026
• Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp
• Length: 210 Pages
• Weight: 0.55 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"