Sir Floppy is Dead!: and Mister Boots Murdered Him

By Vincent Malfitano

Sir Floppy is Dead, is a fresh, quirky memoir told in an original narrative: a conversation between a father and young daughter. The father's story is at times rollicking and uproarious and, at other times, heart-wrenching and deeply profound. He tells a story of his childhood:

The dog he was supposed to watch for a neighbor, Mr. Boots, kills the neighbor's pet bunny, Sir Floppy. The kid's attempts to cover up the death become increasingly desperate as his little world spirals out of control.

Pulp fiction philosophy and wacky childhood comedy will keep even the savviest of readers turning the pages without suspecting what is coming. The events are not what they seem to be, and the people are not who one might think.

SIR FLOPPY IS DEAD will appeal to readers of quirky tales of youth in peril like Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events or The Princess Bride.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DP7MHKTJ
• ISBN13: 9798323695966
• Release Date: December 2024
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 134 Pages
• Weight: 0.42 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"