A Hilarious Chapter Book Adventure That's Big on Heart... and Gas! Meet Sir Fartsalot--brave, bold, and blessed with the most powerful toots in the entire Kingdom of Tootalot. Whether he's defeating ogres, jousting with stink dragons, or accidentally launching pastries across the royal courtyard, one thing is certain: where Sir Fartsalot goes, the wind follows! But when his bottom blasts go too far and blow off the Queen's favorite hat, Sir Fartsalot is sent on a royal mission: Find the mythical Ever-Fresh Pants--magical underwear that stays clean forever--or be banished to the Land of Eternal Laundry! With his trusty (and also gassy) steed Bubbles, and his sniffer-sensitive sidekick Lady Sniffle, Sir Fartsalot must battle smelly trolls, riddle-loving underpants, and his own bottom burps to save his honour--and his trousers. What you'll find inside: Laugh-out-loud adventures Epic fart-powered stunts Ridiculous quests and brave silliness A heartfelt message about embracing who you are (even the windy bits) Ideal for: Ages 6-9 Reluctant readers Fans of funny chapter books Anyone who's ever giggled at the word toot Whether you're reading aloud or sneaking a few chapters under the covers, Sir Fartsalot and the Quest for Clean Pants is a flat-out funny story that'll have kids begging for more. Grab your nose pegs and get ready for a laugh-packed quest like no other!
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