Jack Carter has one goal in secondary school: survive without embarrassing himself.
So far? Not going well.
When Jack accidentally signs up for the school talent show, things go from bad to worse. He doesn't sing. He doesn't perform. He can barely survive English class without being publicly humiliated. But thanks to an overenthusiastic teacher, a best mate who thinks it's hilarious, and a rival who's determined to ruin his life, Jack is now officially on stage-whether he likes it or not.
With his sarcastic diary entries, ridiculous survival plans, and a growing sense of doom, Jack's first year of secondary school is a non-stop disaster. Can he find a way out of this mess before becoming the biggest meme in school history? (Doubtful.)
Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, and Wonder, this laugh-out-loud book is ideal for reluctant readers, kids with dyslexia, and anyone who has ever felt completely out of their depth.