Simon: Professional Bad Influence

By: Foley, M. E.

Simon: Professional Bad Influence

Meet Simon.

He has a talent for finding trouble, a complete lack of remorse, and an impressive ability to make everyone else look guilty.

In a farm already overflowing with personalities, Simon has decided that rules are really just suggestions-and preferably suggestions meant for someone else.

From stolen feed buckets and midnight snacks to schemes that somehow become everyone else's problem, Simon has perfected the art of causing chaos while maintaining his innocence. According to Simon, nothing is ever his fault. He was either framed, misunderstood, or simply in the wrong place at exactly the right time.

Told entirely from Simon's perspective, Professional Bad Influence introduces the animals of the farm as Simon sees them. Bueller is security. Vincent is drama. Steve is entirely too nice. The cats have their own agendas. The chickens know far more than they're saying. And Simon? Simon is simply trying to keep everyone entertained.

Because on this farm, chaos doesn't just happen.

Simon schedules it.

Welcome to Simon's world-where trouble is inevitable, innocence is negotiable, and somebody else is probably going to get blamed.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HLYNX89H
• ISBN13: 9798175607650
• Release Date: October 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 158 Pages
• Weight: 0.48 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"