Shut Up, Karen!: My Guide to Shutting Down Unsolicited Menopause Advice

By Cora Preston

THE MILD MELTDOWN MANUAL

A Survival Guide for Women Who Are Too Hot, Too Tired, and Too Done to Pretend Anymore

MENOPAUSE: THE HOT MESS EXPRESS WITH NO BRAKES, NO MAP, AND DEFINITELY NO REFUNDS.

Welcome to the phase of life where your body stops whispering and starts shouting, with night sweats, surprise rage, and a memory that works about as well as a dial-up modem in a thunderstorm.This is not a peaceful wellness retreat.
This is a tactical guide to hormonal war, written by a woman currently stuck in the middle of it, armed with nothing but sarcasm, dry shampoo, and a fan big enough to power a wind farm.Inside you'll find: Real-life survival tactics (including when to ghost people who say "have you tried yoga?")Zero-BS explanations for what's happening to your body and brainCathartic humor that makes you feel less alone and slightly more saneAnd absolute permission to feel what you feel, say what you mean, and set things on fire (metaphorically... mostly)And the ultimate reminder: you're not crazy, they just don't get itThis is for the queens, the chaos commanders, the mood-swinging warriors who refuse to go quietly.
Because menopause isn't a phase. It's a revolution.
You're not losing it. You're becoming something stronger. Wilder. Unapologetically unfiltered.
This is your messy, magnificent metamorphosis. And no, you don't owe anyone an explanation.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FCNQL8FG
• ISBN13: 9798284838969
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 172 Pages
• Weight: 0.52 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"