Shǔ L Qu n: The Forgotten Animal of Xing Yi
"The Lost Art of Strategic Stillness"
Some martial artists train for years to strike first.
Others, like the masters of Shǔ L Qu n, train for years... to flop convincingly.
Long buried beneath the dust of more ambitious animal forms, this long-lost manual reveals the ancient opossum-based art of stillness, surrender, and suspicious twitching. Once whispered about in forgotten corners of crumbling temples, Shǔ L Qu n now emerges from the shadows (usually dragging a tail and pretending to be unconscious).
Inside this sacred scroll of limp wisdom, you'll discover:
Devastating techniques like Snarl & Drop, Tail Flick Recovery, and the rare but terrifying Drool Strike
Internal cultivation practices, including Possum Qi Gong and the revered Three-Day Flop
Legends of the lineage, from Lazy Thunder to The Whispering Matron and Master Flufftail Himself
A philosophy of combat so passive, it's almost aggressive
Whether you're a seasoned martial artist, an exhausted parent, or just someone who's mastered the art of playing dead at social events-this book is for you.
Learn to do nothing. Master the flop. Become the possum.