"This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society." --Chelsea Handler "Read this unless you're allergic to laughing." --Kristen Bell "If you're wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes." --Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a...