Should Have Got Off At Sydney Parade

By Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly thought he knew all he needed to about women's bodies ...

So there I was roysh in a state of basically very blissful ignorance when suddenly Sorcha's up the Damien and I have to listen to like women's stuff.

And now he's getting a biology lesson he could have SO lived without ...

I am telling you roysh I never even knew nipples could crack and I was very happy not knowing it. I mean all I knew about the whole scenario was six seconds of seriously good loving and now I'm basically expected to be an expert on how to like breathe like Dorth Vader and deal with baby turds.

Sometimes life just isn't fair to the babe magnet supremo ...

This is SO not good for my rep - but do you think Sorcha even like cares about that? Not focking likely

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1844880907
• ISBN13: 9781844880904
• Release Date: July 2007
• Publisher: Penguin Ireland
• Length: 320 Pages
• Weight: 0.44 lbs.
• Dimensions: 7.8" x 0.7" x 5.1"