Shit: WARNING: Not to be read before operating machinery or driving a moving vehicle as may cause drowsiness!

By Paul C.W. Davies

Tired of reading serious books? Or picked up a skin disease reading them heavy modern tomes? Well, you won't find anything serious in here - guaranteed. The author has compiled a 'cornucopia' of classic (and new ) one-liners, hilarious quotes and very funny short jokes. The book rolls mercilessly over gender identities, BREXIT, relationships, religion, dating, Chinese wisdom, horse aphrodisiacs, the 'Walking Dead' series and many other subjects and icons . He also poses the two biggest questions of our times, namely: Is Long King Dong really a King? And why don't we see any white dog poo anymore? For the more cultured, the author has included two outstanding poems which have received critical acclaim.WARNING: This book is very rude and graphic. ENJOY

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1700531786
• ISBN13: 9781700531780
• Release Date: October 2019
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 62 Pages
• Weight: 0.49 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 8.5" x 11.0"