Shart Attack

By Maeda Messinpants

Ever found yourself in a "crappy" situation with no tissue in sight? Fear not, brave reader -- Shart Attack has your backside covered This cheeky gag gift book is packed with hundreds of gloriously blank pages, perfect for . . . well, you know what.

Crafted with premium ultra-soft (ish) paper, this "novel" offers more relief than a Sunday morning coffee run. It's the #2 best-seller for anyone who appreciates potty humor, bad decisions, and backup plans.

Whether you keep it on your bathroom shelf as a conversation starter or gift it to that one friend who's full of it, Shart Attack is guaranteed to make a splash (hopefully not literally).

Warning: Not officially endorsed by plumbers, book clubs, or anyone with good taste.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1510786872
• ISBN13: 9781510786875
• Release Date: September 2026
• Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
• Length: 120 Pages
• Weight: 0.46 lbs.