Sharks Aren't Real

By Joseph E Klug

Did you know that "sharks" are nothing more than Hollywood rubber puppets and Discovery Channel computer graphics? If they were real, producers of Jaws wouldn't have spent millions on a fake monster-they'd have just hired a trainer and rented one from SeaWorld. "Fluffy the Shark" would've been cheaper and way more entertaining.

And don't get me started on "Shark Week." It began as a joke, but the public actually fell for it. Now we're watching CGI fish and listening to surfers who "claim" they were bitten. Sure, buddy-next you'll tell me tornadoes can throw sharks at dairy farmers in South Dakota. (Oh wait, Sharknado already did that.)

This book will finally reveal the truth: Sharks aren't real.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G3MCC315
• ISBN13: 9798232556990
• Release Date: August 2023
• Publisher: Webcat Studios
• Length: 36 Pages
• Weight: 0.10 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"