Seriously Funny Short Jokes and One-Liners

By A Pratt

The ultimate joke book - Packed with puns, one-liners and clever word play, this collection guarantees a laugh for every occasion, whether you need a joke to break the ice at a party, for a speech, or just something to share with friends and family over dinner. A guy knocked on my door today and said, "I have a parcel for your neighbour." I said, "You've clearly got the wrong house then, mate." Went to the doctors yesterday with a suspicious looking mole. He said they all look like that and I should have left him in my garden. Whenever I have a headache, I take two aspirins and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle. My friend said, "My kid refuses to eat fish, What do you think is a good replacement?" I said, "Cats. Cats love fish." "very dark, is the other side, very dark." "Shut up Yoda. Just eat your toast." "Laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're just howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy." - John Cleese

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B08SRFDF29
• ISBN13: 9798592261312
• Release Date: January 2021
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 227 Pages
• Weight: 0.60 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.5" x 6.0"