Serious Slime

By AJ Gurrola

Welcome to the swamp: a deep, dark world covered in eerie green slime where the rules of survival are simple, brutal, and irreverently hilarious.

Told across five delightfully offbeat chapters, Serious Slime is a collection of wickedly witty animal fables for readers who prefer their nature stories with a heavy side of dark comedy and satire. In this swamp, nature isn't sugarcoated -- it is a dangerous place where every creature must navigate life by their wits, their instincts, and sometimes, their stomachs.

Meet the residents trying to survive the ooze:

A Highly Respected AlligatorAn Impudent Little Water SnakeA Curious TurtleA Lonely, Two-Legged AlligatorA Young Swamp RabbitAn Observant School of Fish

Perfect for anyone with a sharp, dry sense of humor, Serious Slime turns traditional, overly sweet animal fables completely on their head. It is a laugh-out-loud reminder that the world can be a tough and dangerous place and must be navigated with wisdom and the guidance of those who have gone before us.

Why Readers Love Serious Slime:

Cheeky Animal Satire: A refreshing, unpredictable break from standard storytelling formulas that keeps readers of all ages guessing until the very last sentence. Hilarious Continuity: Features a cast of flawed but endearing characters whose lives intersect in the most unexpected ways. The Perfect Universal Gift: An ideal, memorable gift for friends, family, coworkers and children, or anyone who appreciates a sharp comedic timing.

Step into the slime and learn the true ways of the swamp. Scroll up and click "Buy Now" to experience this delightfully unpredictable collection today

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FW8WFSG4
• ISBN13: 9798349613616
• Release Date: October 2025
• Publisher: By the Book Inks
• Length: 76 Pages
• Weight: 0.69 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"
• Age Range: 8 to 12 years
• Grade Range: Grades 3 to 7