Send Noods: A Haiku Journey Through Broth and Breakdown

By Nicholas Scarlett

Send Noods: A Haiku Journey Through Broth and Breakdown Life's hard. Sometimes you need a bowl of something hot, salty, and emotionally unstable. Send Noods is a collection of 150 haikus from the perspective of a deeply reflective noodle--one who's fallen in love, joined a cult, screamed in a microwave, and finally come to terms with his expiration date. Inside you'll find: Existential soup wisdom Feral post-breakup sobbing A noodle throuple love triangle A spiritual awakening via seasoning packet And maybe... yourself Perfect for: Ramen lovers Sad girls People who laugh-cry at their own reflection Anyone who's ever felt like a slightly overcooked carbohydrate Gift it. Read it. Leave it on your ex's doorstep at 2 a.m. Just remember: the broth always knows.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F5M4DXYQ
• ISBN13: 9798280139527
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 46 Pages
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.1" x 6.0"