Sell Your Soul HERE!

By: Long, D. R.

RJ and Thom are two broke roommates who stumble across a strange classified ad in an old magazine.SELL YOUR SOUL HERE Like any reasonable people, they assume it's a joke, and call the number anyway. A bored voice on the other end answers immediately, rushes through the terms far too quickly, and within minutes their souls are sold.At first it feels like a dumb win. Beer money. Rent money. Problem solved.Souls, it turns out, are not sacred objects or moral tokens. They are assets. Cataloged, graded, reassigned, and circulated through a vast logistical system that runs quietly alongside everyday life.To get their souls back, they have to navigate an underworld layered directly over the real one. It is full of bureaucratic demons, black market soul dealers, and a devil who treats eternal damnation like customer service.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1971469181
• ISBN13: 9781971469188
• Release Date: August 2026
• Publisher: D. R. Long
• Length: 302 Pages
• Weight: 0.77 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.5" x 8.5"