If you liked the 'Every Village Needs an Idiot' series this book may appeal to you. Father Simon, Sister Mary (Ms. Stinky) and Brother Foxy (Foxy Ferguson) have seen television evangelists making a packet on television and can think of no better way to cash in than to try to fleece the great unwashed masses. Sister Mary and Brother Foxy, lacking any common sense or ability to strategize take to stiff-arming swine in downtown Victoria to fill the collection plate while Father Simon threatens swine with a one-way ticket to Hell if they do not buy his anointing oil and prayer cloths. As usual police intervention is required.