A title Pink Floyd fans can sing along with "Seize you on the dark side of the moo " We start with an electrician with a get-rich-quick idea for a recipe book who falls for a woman with a yoga mat and goats and ends up more or less inheriting a dairy farm when she shifts gears and runs off with her lady love. You can't do better than that, right? Or how about the young man on a farm who actually finds a needle in a haystack and becomes something...