In this Broadside, Glenn Harlan Reynolds explores how AI need only take advantage of innate human characteristics - exactly as we programmed it to do - to wreak havoc on society as the most subtle of overlords: anticipating our needs, pleasuring us with tailored "sex bots," isolating us through convenience, and ultimately thinking for us. Eventually, we may not be able to do - nor even imagine doing - anything without AI. To avoid this trap, we must understand what AI is doing to us, even as it does things for us.