Seducing the Substantial Meal

By Florian Green

Sex Lies and Scampi Fries

British pub landlord Fanny O' Toole is in trouble. The government have given her just 1 day to be able to prepare and serve substantial meals in the Badger's Tadger (her pub), or she'll be forced to close. Probably forever, cause she's bloody skint thanks to months of lockdown.

Desperate-both financially and sexually-Fanny persuades a hapless handyman named Pat McGroin to help her fix an experimental Soviet microwave device she finds hidden in a cupboard. She thinks it's for heating up food, but is it?

Find out what happens when unstable Russian technology interacts with a mountain of Scotch eggs, pies, lasagne, and-most importantly-a giant pork sausage.

The results are both sexy and savoury

Fanny discovers there's more than one way for food to satisfy your cravings...

Caution: This spoof erotica is intended primarily for British readers. The language, cultural and social references reflect this. Seducing the Substantial Meal also contains sexually explicit material unsuitable for people under 18.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B08R8ZDBW3
• ISBN13: 9798585936593
• Release Date: December 2020
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 32 Pages
• Weight: 0.13 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"