Secret Dispatches: The Eldorian Royal Guard

By Geoffrey Zachary

Secret Dispatches:

the Eldorian Royal Guard:

Buckle your armor and prepare to laugh your helmet off

Secret Dispatches: The Eldorian Royal Guard isn't your typical fantasy saga. Forget noble knights and valiant quests - this is where chivalry meets chaos, and dragons are more likely to demand singing lessons than breathe fire.

Join Captain Evelyn Swift and her band of misfits - Sir Percival, the knight in perpetually unfortunate armor; Gwendolyn, the sorceress whose spells have a mind of their own; and Bartholomew, the perpetually anxious squire - as they navigate the absurd world of Eldor.

Expect:

Dragons with bad hair days and dietary dilemmas: Forget fire-breathing terrors; these dragons are more concerned with frizzy scales and finding the perfect vegan snack.Knights who are better at baking disasters than battling foes: Their culinary creations are more likely to cause indigestion than impress the judges.Quests for the perfect bath and the king's invisible crown: Because who needs epic battles when you can face mischievous water sprites and a monarch suffering from a severe case of paranoia?

This book is a hilarious romp through a fantasy world gone delightfully mad. Filled with puns, slapstick, and witty banter, it's the perfect escape for anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at a predictable fantasy trope. So grab your sword (or maybe a spatula), saddle up your (hopefully not singing) steed, and prepare for an adventure that's as ridiculous as it is heartwarming. Just don't say we didn't warn you about the exploding pastries.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DD7DKZQ3
• ISBN13: 9798335930437
• Release Date: August 2024
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 336 Pages
• Weight: 0.99 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 6.0" x 9.0"