Second Dinner & Other Lies: What Cats Really Think About Their Owners and Dogs

By Chit Little

Your cat loves you.
(This is a lie. But it's a very cute lie.)

Welcome to the unfiltered inner monologue of the household's real boss: the cat.

In Second Dinner & Other Lies, you'll get fast, laugh-out-loud mini-chapters revealing what cats actually think about:

Humans who believe "one meal" is a complete plan

Dogs who wag like they're being paid per swing

The sacred lap contract (you may not move)

Doorbells, vacuums, and other daily betrayals

The nightly 3AM sprint (there is always a reason)

Sharp, petty, oddly wise, and painfully relatable-this is the perfect "just one more chapter" read for cat people, dog people, and anyone who suspects they're being emotionally manipulated by a furry roommate.

Warning: You may start apologizing to your cat after reading.
Your cat will accept your apology.
(Also a lie.)

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GJPXX6KP
• ISBN13: 9798245484518
• Release Date: January 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 100 Pages
• Weight: 0.29 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"