DJ Parker is a Grade A Pr*ck... The guy struts around campus like he's God's gift to Wildcat football, but I know the truth. He's arrogant, obnoxious, and terrible in bed. Two years ago, we hooked up and the only memorable thing about it was the fact that he called me the wrong name and ghosted me afterward. So when he moves in next door, who could blame me for wanting a little...