Scary Stories That Will Make You SH17 Yourself: 12 Christmas Nightmares

By Mike Nesbitt

Scary Stories That Will Make You SH17 Yourself - 12 Christmas Nightmares
The festive season just got horrifyingly unforgettable...

You think Christmas is all twinkling lights, cosy nights, and harmless family chaos? Think again. Scary Stories That Will Make You SH17 Yourself - 12 Christmas Nightmares drags the holiday season kicking and screaming into the abyss with a dozen of the most twisted, darkly hilarious, and nightmare-fuelled tales you'll ever read.

Inside this terrifying advent calendar of doom, you'll meet:
- Krampus, returning to deal with the naughtiest child of all...
- Bloodthirsty Easter bunnies waging war on Christmas after a government budget cut.
- A snowman with a cursed carrot nose and a taste for warm living rooms.
- A gym addict who learns the true meaning of terror between sets.
- A Christmas tree that wakes up, hungry and furious.
- A haunted advent calendar that knows too much about you.
- Victorian carolers who don't take "no thanks" as an answer.
- A creature made entirely of living Christmas lights.
- Grandma, now living inside a snow globe with opinions and warnings.
- An elf on the edge of a total mental collapse.
- Andy Clay, a comedian heckled by literal demons on live TV.
- And a final tale of revolting elves, rioting after Christmas gets cancelled.

Each story blends cinematic horror with pitch-black humour, creating a collection that's as entertaining as it is nightmare-inducing. One moment you're laughing. The next you're checking behind the Christmas tree. These aren't your childhood holiday stories - this is Christmas rewritten with claws, teeth, eldritch whispers, and a wicked sense of comedic timing.

Whether you're a horror lover, a fan of twisted holiday tales, or simply someone who thinks Christmas could use a good dose of chaos, this book delivers twelve unforgettable nightmares wrapped in tinsel and drenched in dread.

Perfect for reading alone by the fire...
Just don't be surprised if something else joins you.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G7X6LF6Y
• ISBN13: 9798278119883
• Release Date: December 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 124 Pages
• Weight: 0.39 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"