Santa Came in Dad's Backdoor

By Justin Orlando

A Naughty-but-Nice Christmas Parody for Adults Who Love Dogs, Holiday Humor, and a Dash of LGBTQ+ Camp

When Santa skips the chimney and slips in through Dad's back door, the family dog is the only one awake to witness the... very questionable sights and sounds that follow.

From jingling bells to suspicious grunts, from Santa "emptying his sack" to helping himself to Dad's special cookie and milk, our four-legged narrator is convinced he's watching the most scandalous Christmas visit in history.
This hole-y night will never be the same.

Told in playful, picture-book rhyme, this adult holiday parody delivers a hilarious mix of:

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G3NDPXM6
• ISBN13: 9798275697100
• Release Date: November 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 26 Pages
• Weight: 0.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 8.5"