Rubbed the Wrong Way: Don't Rub the Lamp! (Seriously, Don't.)

By Aurealia Nelson

Azrael, a genie with a chronic case of the Mondays and magic as reliable as a three-legged stool on a trampoline, is having a day that could only be described as a comedic apocalypse.

He's trapped in a series of increasingly bizarre predicaments, from a shrinking teacup to a reality TV cooking show.

He faces a barrage of clueless humans, including a teenager who wants a pony, a clueless magician who can't conjure a decent spell, and a self-help guru whose positive affirmations have disastrously negative effects.

And let's not forget the pigeons. Philosophical pigeons with a penchant for gourmet cheese and existentialist debates.

Azrael's journey is a hilarious rollercoaster of magical mishaps, absurd encounters, and surprisingly relatable exasperation.

If you enjoy a healthy dose of chaos, quirky humor, and a genie who might just consider a career change (perhaps as a comedian?), then this book is for you.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DZH6JZX6
• ISBN13: 9798896866480
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Staten House
• Length: 128 Pages
• Weight: 0.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"