Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred: A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts

by Humor Heals Us

Book Overview

Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world.

Our gas carries us
Up the Eiffel Tower.
Then past the Arc de Triomphe
With full fart power.

Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1637310277
• ISBN13: 9781637310274
• Release Date: January 2021
• Publisher: Humor Heals Us
• Length: 34 Pages
• Weight: 0.30 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 8.5"
• Age Range: 4 to 11 years
• Grade Range: Preschool to Grade 6