In the great tradition of War and Peace, Anna Karenina, and Crime and Punishment comes another novel chock full of slapstick, smelly lawyers, sexy-crazed babushkas...and vampires. When Nicolai inherits a fortune from his weird Uncle Rooka, he decides to chuck it all and head for America. But the American dream isn't all it's cracked up to be, and neither is his inheritance. He is suddenly cast amidst unscrupulous lawyers, zealous detectives, sex-crazed...